Angelina Jolie’s Vanity Fair cover

We may not yet know if Angelina Jolie has given birth or not but we do know she’s on the cover of Vanity Fair’s July 2008 issue. Inside your find Jolie sharing “her innermost feelings about life, love, marriage, and her career.”

Posted on May 30th, 2008 by George
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Britney Spears still not right

According to Britney Spears’ lawyer she’s still “not yet fit to participate in court proceedings.” Luckily for her etoro she’s got her dad Jamie Spears taking care of her finances. Spears lawyer Samuel Ingham spent 90 minutes telling Commissioner Reva Goetz’ just :

Samuel Ingham, Spears’ court-appointed attorney, and attorneys for the pop star’s father and conservator, James Spears, spent 90 minutes in Commissioner Reva Goetz’ chambers.

Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.

Spears’ probate case is scheduled to go to trial July 31, but Ingham said it could be “harmful” for her to participate. Goetz agreed and said Spears’ diagnosis is not complete.

Maybe this is for the better at least now Britney hasn’t flashed her snatch.

Posted on May 30th, 2008 by George
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Steven Tyler rehab for foot pain

Steven Tyler is trying to claim that his recent stint in rehab was foot related and not the typical drug or alcohol problem. Looks like Steven must have heard that Kirsten Dunst also gave a bullshit reason for her rehab stay. He tells People:

The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.

Who goes to rehab for foot surgery? Be a man and tell us you got hooked on prescription pain medication after surgury. Now this lie sounds better than telling us your in rehab for foot pain.

Posted on May 30th, 2008 by George
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Angelina Jolie may or may not have given birth

Depending on which entertainment site you happen to have went first, you either know Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins or she’s still pregnant. thinks Jolie 嘉盛集团怎么样 has already emptied her uterus of the twins named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. They even provided a quote from a source, “Babies are great and so is mom.”

But if you went to you would see the birth hasn’t happen yet, they even provided a more reliable qoute from Angelina’s rep, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

So, in conclusion, the twins are still occupying Brad Pitt’s fun house. When I say fun house I mean vagina.

Posted on May 30th, 2008 by George
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Kim Kardashian comments on her butt

about Kim Kardashian’s butt must have struck a nerve with her, because she posted a response on about her butt being real.

OMG! When will people get off my a–, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before 外汇交易平台 and I’ll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I’m auctioning off on eBay.

The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don’t stuff ’em with Charmin either).

I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don’t wear butt pads!

To all you non-believers at the Superficial, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a–!



P.S. I told omg! on Yahoo! to break this story on their site. Check it out here!

Besides stating that her ass is as real as cottage cheese designer items, Kim also took the chance to advertise her upcoming eBay auction for her used items in her closet.

Posted on May 29th, 2008 by George
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Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz confirm baby report

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz officially confirm what we have all know for awhile now, that Ashlee is pregnant. The newlywed confirm the news on .

While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are BlueHost优惠码 expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

– Pete and Ashlee Wentz

No that’s not a superhero with your mommy, future baby of Ashlee and Pete, that’s just your daddy with a paper plate covering his face. Yes it’s too late to go back into mommy Ashlee’s womb.

Posted on May 29th, 2008 by George
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Clay Aiken’s going to be a father

Clay Aiken the American Idol who has been speculated to be a closet homosexual has impregnated his best friend and record producer Jaymes Foster. reports:

Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A.

We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.

We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.

Who in their right mind would want to take all the responsibility of being a father without the fun of being a father, I mean having real hot bluehost passionate intercourse not the cold dull artificial insemination. What can I tell you Clay this doesn’t help squash those pesky rumors of you being gay.

Posted on May 29th, 2008 by George
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Bill Murray wife beater

After more than 10 years of marriage, Bill Murray’s wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, is . Jennifer is accusing Bill of drug addiction, abandonment, adultery and beating her. She wants the court to bar Bill buy phentermine from her Sullivan’s Island home and to also look into her prenuptial agreement to see if it’s still valid. If the judge says the prenup stands then Bill would only have to pay Jennifer $7 million.

According to the complaint, Jennifer Murray moved into a Sullivan’s Island home in 2006 with the couple’s four children due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

Jennifer Murray purchased the Sullivan’s Island beach house in 2006 for $3.65 million, according to county property records.

Bill’s lawyer :

Bill Murray is deeply saddened by the dissolution of his marriage to Jennifer. Mr. and Mrs. Murray remain loving parents, committed to the best interests of their children. Mr. Murray asks that the public respect his family’s privacy at this difficult time.

You would think the statement would also include word like, “These allegation of abuse by my client are untrue,” something like that.

Posted on May 29th, 2008 by George
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Kristen Dunst’s real reason for rehab

When you heard Kristen Dunst was going to check herself into the Cirque Lodge you probably thought another actress with an alcohol or drug problem in which case you would be wrong. Kristen the real reason for the rehab was because of her depression.

I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse. I went there for depression. It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go phentermine somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.

Besides admitting she suffered from depression, Kristen also laughed at the rumors of her dating actor Ryan Gosling, “I am not dating Ryan Gosling!”

Posted on May 28th, 2008 by George
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Pete Wentz’s new face, Ashlee Simpson’s new name

Pete Wentz was tired of paparazzi taking his pictures so he decided came up with an ingenious plan of covering his face with a paper plate. On this so call paper plate was two eye holes and a message that reads, “Your ad could be here. E-mail”

Besides being married to this funny rocker who walks around with a paper plate on his face. Ashlee Simpson has decided to take the last name of her funny rocker husband and take the chance of falling further into obscurity.

I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.

Posted on May 28th, 2008 by George
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