Katy Perry like little girls

Katy Perry, 23, best known for this summer’s hot song I Kissed A Girl was asked who her dream girl-on-girl kiss would be and she tells Steppin’ Out magazine it’s 15-year-old Miley Cyrus. Katy must have seen all those scandalous pictures of Miley and thought to herself that’s hot.

Miley Cyrus! She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone. Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!

Making out with a 15-year-old girl sounds hot when your a 13-year-old boy not when your a 23-year-old adult. That’s just asking for Chris Hansen to come out and say your busted then you find yourself running out the door in shame to waiting officers ready to give chase.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by George
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s new house rules

Before moving into Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home last month, Jake Gyllenhaal had to agree to a few house rules.

Basic rules: no shoes in the house, take out the trash when it is three-quarters full, keep feet off the coffee table.

Finally rules dealing with having an appropriate environment for her children: no cursing in the house and if he does he has to apologize, daily discussions around the dinner table, consult before making plans for dinner, home décor, or yoga.

Sounds like prison for the rest of us, but the perfect setting for Jake because “he’d much rather stay home, make popcorn and watch a movie than step foot in a club.”

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by George
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Megan Fox wants to get naked on film

You heard that right. Megan Fox wants to do a film in which she can show off her body for all to see. She must really want to please her fans. She tell the Daily Star:

I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?

Because I’m such a supporter of the arts I think someone needs to make this happen now. We should not stop an actress’s dream especially a dream of being naked on screen.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by George
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Angelina Jolie’s million dollar twins

It’s only been a few days and Angelina Jolie’s newly born twins are about to make more money then you will ever make in your life time. These twins first picture will make Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba’s $1 million baby picture look like chump change. E! Online writes:

Insiders are speculating the pics will go for between $15 million to $20 million. In fact, one photo-agency owner guesses that the only other thing that could possibly demand that much money is “Britney Spears giving birth to an alien.” Actually, we wouldn’t care to see that, thank you very much.

Too bad the twins won’t see a cent from the proceed of their first pictures. Angelina and Brad will be donating all the money to charity because they are not greed bastards. I would pay big money to see Britney give birth to a couple of aliens. When I say big money I mean big as in a crisp George Washington or the old dollar bill.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by George
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Angelina Jolie has twins

Over the weekend Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline via Caesarean section. And according to Dr. Michel Sussmann the brother and sister are doing great:

The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well. The mother and father are very, very happy.

The doctor also added that:

The Cesarean was moved forward “for medical reasons” so that the babies could be born “in the best conditions.” He also said Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a few days.

After the birth the only thing remaining to do is pick which magazine will have the privilege of taking the first pictures of the twins. Will it be People or OK! magazine?

Posted on July 14th, 2008 by George
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Miss USA falls live

There must be something to this whole models are stupid thing because another year and another Miss USA falls on her butt live, during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam, for the world to see and shame. Maybe these Miss USA ladies are starting a new tradition of falling on your ass to entertain the world by sacrificing themselves to a life of people telling them, “You should wear a shorter dress” to “Aren’t you the girl that fell on her ass on live TV.”

Posted on July 14th, 2008 by George
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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman break up

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have officially broken up after five years of dating. Kimmel and Silverman’s reps, Lewis Kay and Amy Zvi, issued a joint statement:

Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating…and will have no further comment

Wonder if Sarah was really fucking someone else that resulted in her making that fake fucking Matt Damon video which in turn resulted in Jimmy retaliating with his own fake fucking video with Damon’s boyfriend BFF Ben Affleck. Either way it’s going to be less confusing now except now we have to wonder if these two are faking this whole breakup thing.

Posted on July 14th, 2008 by George
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Hayden Panettiere might get engaged

This can’t be true but according to In Touch, Milo Ventimiglia, 31, is about to propose to barely legal girlfriend Hayden Panettiere, 18. Milo confides to a friend who told the magazine:

Milo was looking at rings in late June. He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000.

Me think when Milo propose to Hayden she will laugh and then say no or say yes then realized later on that she’s got her whole life and take that ring and throw it back at him and say, “Sorry gramps but this body of mines is moving on.”

Posted on July 11th, 2008 by George
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Eva Longoria on a boat in a bikini

Eva Longoria is vacationing in Portofino, Italy. With all these talks of Eva being pregnant circulating you better enjoy these bikini pictures of her before she morph into her baby carrying body, in layman’s term that means Fat unless your into that kinky pregnant chick kind of thing.

Posted on July 11th, 2008 by George
Filed under: Celebrities | |

Jesse Jackson the castrator

Looks like Jesse Jackson realized his influence in the political arena has diminish to a point that he feels he needs to castrate Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Could this be Jesse just being a little jealous he isn’t the one running for the White House?

Jesse has since apologize and Barack has accepted but you won’t see these two together anytime soon.

Posted on July 11th, 2008 by George
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