Angelina Jolie’s million dollar twins

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It’s only been a few days and Angelina Jolie’s newly born twins are about to make more money then you will ever make in your life time. These twins first picture will make Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba’s $1 million baby picture look like chump change. E! Online writes:

canada goose Insiders are speculating the pics will go for between $15 million to $20 million. In fact, one photo-agency owner guesses that the only other thing that could possibly demand that much money is “Britney Spears giving birth to an alien.” Actually, we wouldn’t care to see that, thank you very much.

Too bad the twins won’t see a cent from the proceed of their first pictures. Angelina and Brad will be donating all the money to charity because they are not greed bastards. I would pay big money to see Britney give birth to a couple of aliens. When I say big money I mean big as in a crisp George Washington or the old dollar bill.

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by George
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Angelina Jolie has twins

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Over the weekend Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline via Caesarean section. And according to Dr. Michel Sussmann the brother and sister are doing great:

The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well. The mother and father are very, very happy.

click here click here The doctor also added that:

canada goose canada goose canada goose The Cesarean was moved forward “for medical reasons” so that the babies could be born “in the best conditions.” He also said Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a few days.

After the birth the only thing remaining to do is pick which magazine will have the privilege of taking the first pictures of the twins. Will it be People or OK! magazine?

Posted on July 14th, 2008 by George
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Angelina Jolie soon to pop


Angelina Jolie is about to pop out a set of twins. She was admitted into a hospital in the south of France today. Nadine Bauer, spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice says Angelina is doing well and everything is fine.

Bauer said Jolie, who is pregnant by actor Brad Pitt, would almost certainly stay in hospital until she gives birth.

Ms Bauer added that Jolie, 32, was not expected to give birth immediately.

She said the star’s admittance to the maternity wing had been planned for some time and there was “no urgency”, but refused to disclose when Jolie had checked in.

This looks like the real deal people but then again Jolie’s vagina might be playing tricks again. So stay tuned for the big announcement. I’m not going to be the next Entertainment Tonight (ET) who jumped the gun and reported the birth of imaginary twins, no I’m not going to be like those amateurs.

Posted on July 1st, 2008 by George
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Angelina Jolie may or may not have given birth


Depending on which entertainment site you happen to have went first, you either know Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins or she’s still pregnant. thinks Jolie 嘉盛集团怎么样 has already emptied her uterus of the twins named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. They even provided a quote from a source, “Babies are great and so is mom.”

But if you went to you would see the birth hasn’t happen yet, they even provided a more reliable qoute from Angelina’s rep, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

So, in conclusion, the twins are still occupying Brad Pitt’s fun house. When I say fun house I mean vagina.

Posted on May 30th, 2008 by George
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