Christina Milian is relaxing now that she’s got nothing else to do and I am glad she’s got nothing else to do besides wearing a bikini poolside. That’s all you need to know.
If your still not sick of Marla Maples running around in a bikini then these are for you. Here is your early July 4th Independence Day present of Marla at the beach with an American flag for no apparent reason except to flaunt her patriotism. If you haven’t guessed it from seeing Marla with a flag at the beach, these pictures are stage and she’s also wearing the same bikini as the one she worn on her last trip to the beach, lets hope they were all taken on the same day.
Back in late May Steven Tyler reported that he was entering rehab for foot related reason. Fast forward to today and Steven has the real reason why he entered rehab and it was drug related. Tyler says:
To have your feet done, to have your leg done, you have to be on narcotics. You have to be on sleep aids at night. I don’t know about (guitarist) Joe (Perry) but I was off and running and I didn’t like the me that was me. This was a month ago, so I just put the brakes on and checked into detox and just pulled the plug on all of it.
Nice to see Steven coming to his senses and admitting to the real reason why he entered rehab even though we all knew it was drug related. Come to think of it Steven’s new reason looks a lot like the reason I suggested he used.
Angelina Jolie is about to pop out a set of twins. She was admitted into a hospital in the south of France today. Nadine Bauer, spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice says Angelina is doing well and everything is fine.
Bauer said Jolie, who is pregnant by actor Brad Pitt, would almost certainly stay in hospital until she gives birth.
Ms Bauer added that Jolie, 32, was not expected to give birth immediately.
She said the star’s admittance to the maternity wing had been planned for some time and there was “no urgency”, but refused to disclose when Jolie had checked in.
This looks like the real deal people but then again Jolie’s vagina might be playing tricks again. So stay tuned for the big announcement. I’m not going to be the next Entertainment Tonight (ET) who jumped the gun and reported the birth of imaginary twins, no I’m not going to be like those amateurs.
Amy Winehouse must still be using drugs, while performing at the Glastonbury Festival on Saturday she was caught on camera throwing an elbow and punches towards a fan in the front row. According to Winehouse, she unleashed her fury because someone tried to grab her hair, but the victim of the elbow attack, James Gostelow, has another version with video proof on why she attacked. Amy loves her beehive of a hairdo and when someone tried to use it as a hat rack that’s when the elbow/punch commenced. James says:
I saw a hat being thrown from behind me and it hit Amy’s beehive. She looked down, saw me looking up, and her elbow went for me.
She caught my forehead, then someone may have shouted something from the back, which is when she went in again.
How can Amy confuse being hit with a hat to thinking someone’s trying to grab your hair and how can the organizer spin it with someone trying to grab her breast? All this can be explain with the use of illegal drugs. There you have it, the official reason. When you’re under the influence of drugs, flying hats turns into flying hands aiming for your hair or breast depending on who’s using.
Within days of Anne Hathaway’s break up with Italian con-man and ex-boyfriend Raffaello Folleri, he was arrested. This might just be a coincident, but according to the New York Daily News’ source it might not be the case:
“It makes sense,” the friend said. “She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up.”
Hathaway, who is not identified by name in the criminal complaint, split with Follieri shortly before his arrest last week. He is charged with posing as an agent of the Vatican to fleece investors out of millions.
“I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country,” the friend said.
What is this world coming to when you can’t even trust your girlfriend not to rat you out after lavishing her with money you work so hard to scheme from unsuspecting elderly old ladies who’s living off of soon to be defunct Social Security when they could have loss it all at the casino playing the one-arm bandit.
During Brooke Hogan’s photo shoot with Maxim magazine her daddy Hulk Hogan came to supervise to make sure Brooke wasn’t showing too much flash. The truth was Hulk was jealous and didn’t want anyone to put their crummy hands on her because only he can put his hands on her.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon just entered the first step towards marriage by moving in together. Gyllenhaal has moving into Witherspoon $5 million home and is also helping to raise her two kids. A source tells Us:
Marriage is definitely what they are working toward. They literally don’t want to spend any time away from each other.
Time to take bets on how long it’s going to last before he gets the boot. Any takers?
I really don’t care about this season’s The Bachelorette or any season for that matter, but DeAnna Pappas looks too good in these posed bikini photoshoot pictures to pass up.
Karolina Kurkova could probably take some notes from Lisa Rinna. For a 44 year old Lisa’s looking pretty good except for those collagen filled lips of hers. Hey no one’s perfect besides me and if you have been paying attention to these bikini wearing chicks you would know this is the second chick from Dancing with the Stars to grace the pages of Gossip Fan this week. The first was two time winning champ Cheryl Burke with her red bikini. Enough babbling, now enjoy the rest of Lisa frolicking on the beach in Malibu.
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