Before moving into Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home last month, Jake Gyllenhaal had to agree to a few house rules.
Basic rules: no shoes in the house, take out the trash when it is three-quarters full, keep feet off the coffee table.
Finally rules dealing with having an appropriate environment for her children: no cursing in the house and if he does he has to apologize, daily discussions around the dinner table, consult before making plans for dinner, home décor, or yoga.
Sounds like prison for the rest of us, but the perfect setting for Jake because “he’d much rather stay home, make popcorn and watch a movie than step foot in a club.”
You heard that right. Megan Fox wants to do a film in which she can show off her body for all to see. She must really want to please her fans. She tell the Daily Star:
I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?
Because I’m such a supporter of the arts I think someone needs to make this happen now. We should not stop an actress’s dream especially a dream of being naked on screen.
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It’s only been a few days and Angelina Jolie’s newly born twins are about to make more money then you will ever make in your life time. These twins first picture will make Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba’s $1 million baby picture look like chump change. E! Online writes:
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Too bad the twins won’t see a cent from the proceed of their first pictures. Angelina and Brad will be donating all the money to charity because they are not greed bastards. I would pay big money to see Britney give birth to a couple of aliens. When I say big money I mean big as in a crisp George Washington or the old dollar bill.
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Over the weekend Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline via Caesarean section. And according to Dr. Michel Sussmann the brother and sister are doing great:
The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well. The mother and father are very, very happy.
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After the birth the only thing remaining to do is pick which magazine will have the privilege of taking the first pictures of the twins. Will it be People or OK! magazine?
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There must be something to this whole models are stupid thing because another year and another Miss USA falls on her butt live, during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam, for the world to see and shame. Maybe these Miss USA ladies are starting a new tradition of falling on your ass to entertain the world by sacrificing themselves to a life of people telling them, “You should wear a shorter dress” to “Aren’t you the girl that fell on her ass on live TV.”
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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have officially broken up after five years of dating. Kimmel and Silverman’s reps, Lewis Kay and Amy Zvi, issued a joint statement:
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Wonder if Sarah was really fucking someone else that resulted in her making that fake fucking Matt Damon video which in turn resulted in Jimmy retaliating with his own fake fucking video with Damon’s boyfriend BFF Ben Affleck. Either way it’s going to be less confusing now except now we have to wonder if these two are faking this whole breakup thing.
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Eva Longoria is vacationing in Portofino, Italy. With all these talks of Eva being pregnant circulating you better enjoy these bikini pictures of her before she morph into her baby carrying body, in layman’s term that means Fat unless your into that kinky pregnant chick kind of thing.
Naomi Watts is reportedly four months pregnant with her second child with Liev Schreiber. Naomi really likes being pregnant, this new pregnancy comes less than a year after giving birth to Alexander Pete.
Congrats!
Alex Rodriquez’s wife Cynthia Rodriguez are officially separated. After reports of A-Rod shagging up with aging Madonna this past few days you knew this was coming. This separation comes a day after reports of Cynthia running to the arms of Lenny Kravitz in Paris. Kravitz denies slipping his rod into A-Rod’s soon to be ex-wife.
“There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself,” Kravitz said. “This is unequivocally 100 percent not true.”
Kravitz said references to him as an adulterer were “extremely hurtful,” adding that Cynthia came to stay at his home “to escape from everything happening in New York City.”
So this is what celebrities do, they sleep around with other celebrities. Strangely enough A-Rod, Lenny and Madonna all have the same manager Guy Oseary. This makes you want to think which other celebrities represented by Guy are also sleeping together.
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