Kanye West is angry at people angry at him

Kanye West is a little angry at those people angry that they have to wait hours for his performance at Bonnaroo. So here is Kanye’s hard typing response:

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN’T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE’RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, ” IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!” I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . I HIT THE STAGE AND PEOPLE HAD BEEN THROWING SHIT ON THE STAGE AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT THE JANE SCREEN WITH, I GUESS BOTTLES OR SOMETHING AND HAD BROKEN MY FUCKING SCREEN. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV?????? WHEN I GOT 2 “THROUGH THE WIRE” I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN’T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT’S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I’VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT’S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN’T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT’S GREATEST FORM… BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN’T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I’M SORRY… SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE… I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT… HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF… CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL!!!

Those are some angry typing just look at all those capital letters. So it’s all Pearl Jams fault for causing the late show.

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge in bikinis

Here are two pictures of The Hills stars, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, lounging around pool side. I still have no idea how The Hills is still so popular and how these people are still famous. But I do know when I have my sunglasses on I don’t need to use my arm to shield myself from the sun like LC’s doing. I have better things to do with my hands like inappropriately smearing lotion on my daughter’s ass, Oh wait that’s Hulk Hogan.

Minnie Driver pregnant bikini

Minnie Driver spends a date at the beach in Malibu before she gives birth to her first child in August.

Brooke Hogan has old car ass

Brooke Hogan is now responding to those pictures of her father applying lotion on to her ass and the rest of her body back in April. In an interview with Us magazine she tells them she sees nothing wrong with her dad applying lotion on her ass or is that old car:

I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!

Brooke also went on to say she isn’t talking to her mom because she dating a 19-year boy.

Sounds like the Hulk is more creepy and perverted than Joe Simpson.

Karolina Kurkova needs to lose weight bikini

What is up with Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova walking on the catwalk with fat. Critics are blasting her for showing up to the Cia Maritima Show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week with “cellulite on her butt.” I am definitely not saying Karolina’s fat, she still hot. At that cellulite is just more cushion for the pushing.

Jennifer Lopez in a bikini

After hearing of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner impending divorce here are some bikini pictures of Jennifer Lopez to take your mind off what was that again. Exactly see how that work. And to think this is only four months after she gave birth.

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to end marriage

According to Ted Casablanca at E!, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are heading towards divorce. With the couple not being seen together these days this might just be true. Affleck rep responded with the typical response from a rep:

We usually don’t comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won’t post that item. It’s all BS.

Teddy claim this is true because his source is the same one who spilled the beans on her leaving Michael Vartan for Ben. With a meddling in-law your marriage is doom before it even started.

Update: So Garner’s rep is telling Us magazine that the whole Ted Casablanca story is 100% Fabricated, “There is not one ounce of truth to it.” This is like the time when ET say Angelina Jolie gave birth but People magazine say no way. So it looks like Teddy may have been bamboozle.

Alluring Ali Larter

Sexy Ali Larter on the cover of Allure magazine’s July issue and inside your see her in some kind of bikini or is that some kind of dress. This issue will even help you ladies “Get Sexy Now” with it’s 52 tips.

Cheryl Burke dancing in a bikini

If you ever seen Dancing with the Stars on ABC then you probably know this chick. But if your like me with better things to do then sitting on your couch watching celebrities dancing the samba then all we need to know is this girl won the title twice with Drew Lachey and Emmitt Smith. Those facts IronFX aren’t important what’s important is she’s at the beach in a bikini. What’s also important is girls in bikini are hot unless it’s a fat girl in bikini then it would be gross unless that’s your cup of tea or should I say cup of lard.

Jack Black and anal Coco Pops

Even wonder how many Coco Pops you can stuff in your anal cavity? Well if you have, your not alone, Jack Black, star of Kung Fu Panda, also wondered about the same thing, but instead of just wondering he went and stuff himself with Coco Pops.

I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt.

Jack Black the human who shitted Coco Pops. Now that’s talent.