Someone stole Kurt Cobain’s ashes

Courtney Love is claiming someone stole the ashes of her late husband Kurt Cobain, which were kept in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of Kurt’s hair. The ashes were stolen from her home along with thousands of dollars worth of clothing and jewelry. now:

I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.

Realizing how distraught Courtney is after finding out about the missing ashes, I conducted my own investigation into this matter. I went all out to solve this horrific crime I even put on my Sherlock Holmes hat and went to penis enlargement pills work. First I went to eBay to conduct my technological search with the keywords, “Kurt Cobain ashes,” but came up with no result and concluded that Courtney sold the pink bear for some powder treats. Case close.

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