Dancing With The Stars partners turn lovers Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez were at the beach in Miami having fun until Karina’s nipple made an appearance that grossed out A.C. Slater. Mario responded by closing his eyes like he just saw a sea monster and throwing Karina back to the sea face first.
Karma was the cause of the deadly earthquakes in China, according to actress Sharon Stone. During a red carpet interview in Cannes, Sharon begins to insert foot into mouth by saying how China caused the massive earthquake to hit their own country because of how they treated the Tibetans people.
I’m not happy about the way that the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do because I don’t like that. Then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice, that the bad things happen to you?
What’s next Sharon? I bet you’re going to explain how the recent deadly tornadoes in the U.S. were caused by the United State’s karma of invading and occupying another nation just because that nation has lots of oil. Or is all this bad press just another way of karma coming to bite you in the ass for being an idiot? Luckily you learned a lesson and “put your head down and be of service, even to people who aren’t nice to you.”
Brooke Hogan was involved in a car accident over the weekend. While driving on the center lane of the Bayside Bridge in Florida when a car in front of her lost control and crashed into her car and pushing it into the concrete barrier. After the accident Brooke went home and wrote on her Myspace page about how wearing seat belt saved her and her passenger’s life.
Seatbelts saved MY life today…
What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life…. I don’t know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.
I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming…And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can’t help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we’re not the only ones you’re hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder……You’re human and so are we. Nothing different.
God Bless
~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I’m on her top friends : La♥La
The message Brooke posted has since been deleted, but luckily for the Internet you can still read about it here. Why did Brooke delete her post? Well Brooke probably realized by posting this message she’s just focusing the microscope even closer.
Surprise surprise Nick Hogan doesn’t like jail. ABC news has the phone conversation between Nick and his mommy. You would think Nick would be calling and tell mommy he has learned a valuable lesson, but no that’s not the case. During their phone conservation Nick complains about how his jail cell is the size of his bathroom back at home and that there isn’t a window. Nick must have forgot he’s in jail and not the Four Seasons.
As one of two minors in this adult prison, Nick is locked up in a private cell, and he’s allow to use the phone as much as he likes during his free time as long as the other party accepts the charges.
Nick even talks about breaking the world record for sleeping because he is so bored and has nothing to do. I bet Nick doesn’t remember the guy that he almost killed, but is now in a vegetative state. Doesn’t look like Nick will be coming out of jail as a better person, and who can blame him when you have daddy Hogan blaming the victim and saying that is why “God laid some heavy sh*t on that kid.”
There have been rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are lovers, but they have all been shot down as not true until now. While in Cannes on P. Diddy’s yacht they were photograph holding hands and even kissing. The Sun has a picture of Lindsay nuzzling Samantha neck and People have them kissing. A guest on the yacht described what the two lovebirds were doing:
They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.
This rumor of a lesbian relationship has been going on for years. And now pictures of them lip locking will put fuel to those flames.
Paris Hilton gives us an update to her upcoming reality show on MTV as well as pimping her boyfriends website on her Myspace page.
Hey everyone! I am so excited, we have finally started taping my new show for MTV. I just want to thank you all for sending in your videos and applications. The response was massive and incredible, we had more applicants then any show in history, so that felt really nice that so many people wanted to be apart of it. I met all the contestants on wednesday night. I had them all meet me at the club Les Deux. I was a little nervous at first cause I always get shy meeting new people. But everyone ended up being very sweet, cool and fun to be around. I’m really happy with the final contestants, although it was really hard to pick only 18 people from so many great choices. Today I had the team from Fred Seagal Beauty come do makeovers on these girls and boys and the results were astonishing. They all looked stunning and beautiful and hot! So much fun! I love doing make overs on my friends .I have to do an elimination tomorrow, meaning telling one of the contestants that they have to leave. I am having anxiety and really dreading those moments of all the eliminations. But it’s going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I’m happy cause I feel like I’ve made friends with some of these people already.
Also go check out my boyfriends blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com, he posted some cool pics of the first two days of shooting,and him and his friends came out to support me. I love how he’s always there for me, he always knows how to make me smile. Life is amazing, couldn’t be happier, excited for what the future holds. Again, thank you all for all your love and support. I’ll write soon xoxo Paris
Paris the marketer, even with a couple movie flops and her album tanking she’s still around. Is there nothing that can stop her?
Ex-porn queen Jenna Jameson wants to be just like Angelina Jolie. Jenna tells Us Magazine she has no plan to marry again after two failed marriage, but she’s open to having children. She is currently trying to get pregnant with UFC fighter Tito Ortiz.
I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies! I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!
One thing Jenna forgot is Jolie’s vagina haven’t been pounded by thousands upon thousands of sticks that shoots milky like fluid.
Britney Spears is still working on that comeback. She’s planning a Vegas comeback with the help of Palms Hotel & Casino owner George Maloof. A source says, “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes.”
Also, music producers and former ex-boyfriend J.R. Rotem tells People, Britney is back in the recording studio working on an album:
She’s great. She’s like a master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor that not every artist has. So it’s always nice to work with her.
Let’s all hope she doesn’t get pregnant again.
So Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their fairy tale weekend wedding. Besides a picture of the bride and groom with their bull dog, you’ll also see a drunk Jessica Simpson backing her ass up and grinding into a very happy Tony Romo.
Keeping Britney Spears craziness in check is a full time job that requires a full-time salary according to her father Jamie. People reported Jamie has left his catering company to work full-time as conservator of Britney’s estate. The “replacement compensation” paperwork that was filed states:
The responsibilities he has assumed as conservator … have required [his] full-time attention. As a result, he has been unable to continue to his prior employment and he has lost his source of income which he needs to pay his living expenses.
Jamie figure his work entitle him to about $10,000 in back pay and a salary of $2,500 a week. I believe this is money well spent, when was the last time you saw Britney’s vagina? Exactly, never on daddy Spears watch.
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